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things I want but will never ask for:

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- you to text me first
- blowing up my phone bc you miss me
- forehead kisses
- back rubs - hugs from behind
- calling me “your girl”
- sending me songs that make you think of me
- playing with my hair while I fall asleep - “did you remember to…” texts
- holding my hand all the time
- morning sex
- reassurance that you love me
- dancing in the kitchen
- late night talks about life
- silly pictures
- breakfast dates

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A college professor stood on his chair and said “If God really exists, then He’ll knock me off this chair.” Nothing happened. As the class was quiet, he said “See! Now I’ll give it a couple more minutes."A Marine Veteran stood up and punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at his student and said, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!” He said, “God was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so he sent me.”

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Going to California by Led Zeppelin 

Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine. 
Made up my mind to make a new start, going to California with an aching in my heart. 
Someone told me there’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair. 
Took my chances on a big jet plane, never let them tell you that they’re all the same. 
The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today. 
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake 
as the children of the sun began to awake. 

Seems that the wrath of the Gods 
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow; 
I think I might be sinking. 
Throw me a line if I reach it in time 
I’ll meet you up there where the path 
Runs straight and high. 

To find a queen without a king, 
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings… la la la 
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn 
Trying to find a woman who’s never, never, never been born. 
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams, 
Telling myself it’s not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
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